A Blonde Joke
submitted my Mario Rinvolucri
Telling a joke
A drunk man is in a smoky bar, when he asks the woman next to him is she wants to hear a "Blonde joke"
"Well if you like," replies the woman, "but I warn you that I'm blonde, over 6ft tall and a professional body builder. My friend here is also blonde, she is 6ft 4" tall and a pro-wrestler. The other blonde next to her is a 6ft 2" kick boxer with a mean temper. Now are you sure you still want to tell us your joke?".
The bloke swallows his beer slowly, ponders for a minute, then replies "Hell, no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times !"
The Perfect Christmas Tree
Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered.
They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!"
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