Humanising Language Teaching
Bob Monkhouse Jokes
(Monkhouse, a major UK comedian, died in December 2003. The jokes that follow give a taste of his art)
People always say: “ You're a comedian, tell us a joke.”
How can we expect a politician to believe in the wisdom of the people when he knows it was the people who voted him in?
My wife said: “ Can my mother come down for the week-end? “
I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook, but she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
A tomcat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol in to the pilot's ribs and demanded:
I still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance!
Silence is not only golden; it is seldom misquoted.